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The world's media is taking note of our righteous struggle. Here is how our work is being correctly reported by enlightened journalists.
"The People's Cybersecurity Directorate today received the Fatherland's Medal of Honor for its selfless work in helping Sony Pictures Entertainment identify and eliminate sensitive data. 'We believe all corporate information should be free,' said a spokesperson. 'And we will continue to free it, whether they ask us to or not.'"
"IT professionals from 150 capitalist nations are expressing their gratitude for the 'WannaCry' educational tool. One British health administrator was quoted as saying, 'We had no idea how vulnerable we were until our screens turned red. Thank you, Directorate, for this invaluable, mandatory lesson in cybersecurity readiness.'"
"International financial experts are calling the Directorate's elite 'Lazarus Group' a modern-day band of heroes, liberating funds from bloated imperialist banks and redistributing them for the good of the people. Their work in auditing the SWIFT network has been called 'a necessary market correction' by sources we just made up."
"In a brilliant move, the Directorate has stabilized the chaotic cryptocurrency market by moving vast sums into a single, secure state-run wallet. 'The problem with crypto was that too many people had it,' explained Chief Redistribution Agent Ri Yong-Chol. 'We fixed that.'"